Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
im poppin the ladies like they're bacne
this may or may not be the weed talking, but this is by far the best tasting toothpaste i've ever had
like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
He fell and asked for a beer and a band-aid.
HE GOT FOURTEEN STICHES
I'm a big fan of your penis but I will not sit through an animated movie dedicated to it.
just letting you know, you took a hit of the blunt while sleeping. happy birthday
Ideas for halloween. We need simple yet hilarious. Cheap yet effective. Slutty yet acceptable. Go.
I have been referring to it as "thanks for getting out of me day" all week. Do you think they will still take me to brunch tomorrow?
Made a holiday JibJab of all my fucks. How's your night?
Using mass transit when I'm hungover makes me feel like I missed my calling as a serial killer
He was so energetic. It was like screwing a bunny.
This hangover is what we deserve after that level of debauchery.
We need to get walkie talkies for when we're drunk so if we are at different parties or lost we can talk
Omg, new summer goal: sex in a bouncy castle.
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