then he goes, "ok, i have to go talk to the girl i'm semi-talking to/dating and see if i'm in trouble" WHAT IS MY LIFE?!
you ended the night by relentlessly sucking on my hips bone and hand demanding milk. you said it was because you were a tiger
I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
I froze in his sixty one degree room but i came so hard. Like fucking the eskimo god.
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he told me that my best friend was "one the most attractive people he's ever seen" and wondered why he didn't get a blow job
I am not kidding you. There is an airport luggage cart overturned in my driveway. We need to stop going to the airport bar.
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
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But theres a keg here and me gusta
I just woke up in my locked bathroom. It's 5 PM. What happened?
Okay so it turns out that my bf keeps a log of every time I sleep-fart. It's dated back to 2013.
Well he offered to lick my asshole so...I'm not really worried about his interest level.
Speaking of which.. there's underwear in my backseat and Arby's cheese sauce on my door handle. So much for my new Volvo bringing out my classy side.
That married penis I’ve been riding offered to pay off my student loans. I was going to break it off because he has lousy stamina. Is being debt free worth putting up with mediocre sex?
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