Running into every girl no one would hook up with here at rick's. Typical.
hey no worries the mystery has been solved- i jst sneezed and my undies popped outta my nose.
I just tried to unlock my house with the car remote
at which point I apparently ran in and shouted "I made the sex with that one!"
bottle of wine in one hand cigar in the other. 5 am. topless on our fire escape. and she cleaned our bathroom... i like his new girlfriend.
Soooo, if his status went from married to single and he deleted all the pictures of his kids does that mean he's up for dibbs?
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
I WANT MY VAGINA TO POUND AT NICE THINGS.
His lack of social graces and moral fiber complements mine nicely.
PS my house is a mess.
pps I have a rash on my face.
Yeah I mean once a gun is being waved around, its probably a good time to leave the party
But the music was sooo good
Dad danced with a girl half his age and her boyfriend just sat at the bar and waited for dad to be done. I bought pity nachos.
Pretty sure we're going to get a cease & desist notice from the Make A Wish Foundation, but until then...
BUT YOU GOTTA TASTE THE RAINBOW!!
That's what Skittles are for!
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