So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
I just hope my dad was drunk enough to not remember the whole convo we had about anal.
Get dressed up for her? please, I could shit my pants and she would still blow me
and she just brought her bike into the shower with her
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its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
He compliments me like a gay guy and fucks me like a starved nympho. I'm in love.
THE CONDOM ONLY COVERS HALF OF HIS DICK I AM IN THE BATHROOM PANICKING
I fell asleep on the air hockey table and someone turned it on, scariest shit ever when you're that fucked up
You then showed up downstairs in only a robe, telling everyone how you were "the most chivalristic fratstar ever."
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When that wave blew your top off I heard someone yell "SPANK BANK"
As a former fat girl, that's probably the best compliment I've ever received ever!
Yes. I am out of condoms. I kept filling them with glow paint and playing with them when I was on mushrooms, which resulted in me having unprotected sex last weekend
I threw up in a wendys bag in her car. when i went to throw it out the window it exploded all over me. No I don't think there will be a second date.
We fucked for 9 months, but he didn't want anything serious. So, I got rid of him and went on a date with a guy last night that looks like Kylo Ren. Who's really winning here?
I’m literally lecturing this class on professionalism, while my body is undoubtably covered in leftover cum from last night. I’m a fucking role model.
I feel like I'm a car that keeps getting Bacardi 151 instead of fuel
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