lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
I asked him where the store BJ's was and he unzipped his pants.
Want any specific kind of beer?
Yeah. Alcohol flavor.
Got it. Anything but Miller.
I'm taking this break up pretty rough.. I've never been to sad to masturbate.
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
Oh and apparently something happened that was related to "THIS IS SPARTA" but no one will tell me what I did.
So I'm going to blame my boobs hurting on that.
Did I leave the house with out a shirt or socks?
Yea, you said you didn't need them cause she was going to take them off anyways and that it would "save time".
If I win the lottery I'm going to hire someone to skywrite "FUCKTARD" over his house. That much anger.
It's Scottsdale, it shouldn't be this hard to find drugs.
Of course, you have to give the courtesy text like last night when I told you my dick was gonna smell like peppermint
Everyday this week I have woken up to a different dick pic. It's like a dick pic a day calendar!
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
u would mumble something and then get unnecessarily loud and say random shit like 'id fuck the shit out of taylor hanson right now'
My sister and her gf showed up at my door with no pants on at 4 AM talking claiming its hot.
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