True but thats because hes a fetus.
I feel like death. And death is wearing a fleece blanket as a dress. And is seriously contemplating wearing this to go get something to eat.
girl in front of me at starbucks just ordered 7 shots of espresso in her latte. welcome to finals week
and apparently i was drunk enough to follow up with "I'd let me touch your boobs" ... not my best line.
She called herself a train and then took off all her clothing. I forget everything after that.
I saw you two flinging Jello at the sidewalk if that helps jog your memory.
I've smoked enough weed to put down a pony.
well, I yelled "the tribe has spoken!" at a boatload of people and then I walked home alone in the pouring rain at 1:30am. karma really is a bitch, yo.
I heard that clinking noise from behind me and I already knew you were whipping out a Smirnoff in class. Again.
Buying a pregnancy test at Walmart in the middle of the night in the middle of Tennessee is not really how I imagined my 25th year on this planet starting out...
I've just never heard the term serendipitous used to describe having one's asshole licked.
Nope. Too much basics going on right now. I'm tying you both up and throwing you to the vibrating sexy toy sharks. You shall either sink or get off gloriously.
I can't trust your balls anymore.
"WHAT IS THIS LESBIAN MADNESS"
It's like every time I'm baked I discover my fingers all over again.
There's a big ass bed, hella ecstasy, and I can guarantee you'll regret every second that you remember.
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