Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
I CAN MOONWALK!
i think i may have caused an international incident at the french embassy, just fyi
hahaha how?
its a long story involving a horse trailer and some shrubbery
Yeah I'm pretty much like lane on gilmore girls except my mom doesn't look so mean all the time.
i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
Just found 2 diff. colored pubes in my underwear..new record.
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
WHEN THE FUCK DID MCDONALD'S DECIDE TO QUIT SERVING BURGERS AT 1:00AM?
I would peed on everything
I've decided that I'm okay with you getting a goat. I have to get over my completely rational fear of goats somehow.
Saw a thong on the yellow lines of the street when I left this morning, are they yours by any chance?
I may forget my underwear, but you can count on me for drugs and plan b
Turns out, the guy I'm casually fucking has a girlfriend who's cheating on him with my sister's boyfriends brother who I fucked last year. And my sex life has now come full circle.
I got there and she was on her balcony drinking out of a bottle of vodka and smoking a cigar.
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