I told him it was like a man's penis, but smaller.
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
I brought my laptop into the bathroom so I can facebook while vomiting. New low?
From inside my college history class i see him waving his arms while holding a beer bong trying to get my attention
You really need to take down the pics of you and your boyfriend on facebook. It's becoming increasingly harder to jerk off while i'm Facebook stalking your pics at 2am.
Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
I always "accidentally" drop a condom and make sure she sees it's a magnum. By the time I'm inside her and she realizes how small I am, it's all over in a flash and I'm done. Plus, they never call back so I never have to see the girl ever again. #gratefulforprematuretinypenis
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
NATIONAL GIVE A BOSTON COP A BLOW JOB BITCH ROAD TRIP NOW
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
My brother just text me asking if I was ready for the blowjob of my life.
it’s not easy to sexualize brunch. work with me, babe.
I drank a fishbowl of liquor and next thing I know I'm sliding into Zach Galifinakis' DMs
kick those bitches in the teeth and tell them mama came to party
Randomize
