Jake was my 1st thought but I seriously thought u already did him... & then there's the getting the clap story... so I settled on Ben for my guess.
I have done Jake, not Ben. But this was fresh meat. And P.S. it was ghonnerea.
Ahh, yes. It's apparently too early in the morning to keep your partners and their std's straight.
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
already putting money aside for 4/20. you ready for the greatest tuesday ever?
drunk...on the white house tour...security is staring. this will not end well.
Next time I say "Watch this" Get me the fuck out of the bar.
And you kept repeating "I didn't know know that this was a no blow job zone."
Why did I wake up holding food tongs?
Jacob lost his virginity in a threesome. I am deffs fucking this kid.
DURING A THUNDERSTORM ON HIS BIRTHDAY.
Well, I convinced myself I had a sixth toe and then I ripped it off. So I PRAY you're doing better than me.
Can't even walk I haven't tried talking but I probably can't do that either
remember when I lost my virginity and said I could see myself becoming a sex addict?? Well I'm pretty sure that time has come
That guy I hooked up with in new york last 2 statuses are "I'm going to be a father, it's a girl" then "wow syphilis sure does burn" I'm legit scared... What has my life come to.
Two questions: is there going to be a bathroom at this party, and can we fuck in it. This will define whether or not I enjoy going to parties with you.
Just found out my dad smokes weed too. Mom, grandma, all aunts and uncles, and now my dad too. It's like I'm genetically engineered to be a stoner.
my night went from a boring school play to hotboxing a car with 3 criminals
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