i forgot what you looked like. so we left to get pizza. sorry
May or may not have found my way onto a stripper bus. To Chicago.
Apparently we both projectiled on Erin at the same time.
That's some true roommate bonding right there.
It's one of those days where you order the free Papa John's pizza so the delivery guy can bring you Coke to go with your rum. The tip was more than the order.
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ATTENTION ALL CONTESTANTS OF SLUTFEST 2012 ; not only will we be judging on how many penis you have sucked but also girth and length will be calculated. If you are found lying you will be disqualified. Remember your fellow participants will be rendering the same services to probably the same people. So choose wisely and let the games begin!
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
I was fucking trucked by the swat team last night on State Street after UK won. But I got a picture with the guy afterwards so I forgive him
I only remember singing the Captain Planet theme song on our way to the bars.
Did you really just call a picture of your erect penis art?
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I got asked to "be the filling in a man sandwich." You don't get to pick the club again. EVER.
75% of my food budget goes to wine, the rest to chips and salsa.
You know it was one hell of a night when you need to use your own thong to wipe cum off your face.
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
I passed out in my bed, but woke up on the dog bed,with no pants, snuggling with toilet paper and a bottle of softsoap. Ive hit a new low.
It's dangerous to be this horny at work. I'm gonna stain my desk chair
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