Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
I just bought 1/2 a fifth of vodka out of an old school baby carriage from a homeless man. Gotta love this city.
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
Jesus just hopped over the fence with a rack of coors. How's your Halloween?
If you haven't seen a huge black man in tiny red snowflake shorts that barely cover his dick, then you don't know what I'm going through.
Someone had written "Boxmonsterette" on the bathroom wall and I just knew you'd been here.
No I just rolled on the floor giggling. I think that's the equivalent to a post sex victory dance.
What we have is to special to throw away over a woman who spreads her butt cheeks on a pool table for me...
Your life is one shit show away from being a lifetime movie.
I seriously doubt this is the first time pumpkin pie has led to a booty call.
I wouldn't call us friends exactly. Honestly I just hang out with him so I can hit on his girlfriend. They won't last long, and I'll be there to pick up the scraps
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
Note to self, the correct response when a guy tells you he likes you as a person is not "ew"
I woke up with eight different shoes in my bed what the hell happened last night
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