The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
Andrew is trying to convince me that i took your virginity. Please tell me he is lying.
define virginity.
At one point last night I over heard you say " I'm gonna puke in a bag and pour it down your throat" I LOVE YOU.
dude i should have never cleaned my ears out while high. theres no going back.
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i've never been that scared in my life. i ran naked into the corner and he just stood there trying to shield his boner from the light.
This is America. Thomas Jefferson would have said I want some vagina.
Statistics show that guys with slightly higher IQ scores and overly-trimmed eyebrows have micro penises. It's science.
7% of guys ive been with can get me off... I did the math!
I mean, I bought pot and shampoo before I ran out. I think I can adult.
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apparently when she asked me how drunk I was on a scale of 1-10, I answered "bitch I'm fabulous" and tried to do a sassy hairflip. but I have short hair.
I'm kind of upset that he wanted to have sex instead of watch Harry Potter. I mean it's Harry fucking potter.
On my way to return shoes I bought so that I can afford to buy a pregnancy test. Is this adulthood?
We ran out of toilet paper so Ive been using coffee filters
We just finished having sex and as soon as we get out of bed he yells "trust fall" and runs me over
I smell of tequila and Im going to a funeral. This is my life.
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