Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
Jerry, you need to find god
terrible decisions. terrible terrible terrible decisions.
who'd you have sex with.
At home depot. Final room inspection is tmrow, gotta paint over the puke stains
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
Oh, and also, a couple of straight girls showed up. But they ran away.
After being his wingman last night, I've decided I will never talk about becoming a lesbian ever again. Picking up chicks is way too hard.
I got kicked out of the men's bathroom at the diner last night because i was straddling the sink attempting to pee with pants on. Beat that.
It's supposed to be a shit show, it's an end of the world party.
You better be making out with him cause we're sitting here with this awkward british girl watching videos of goats singing maroon five
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
My one night stand from last night is currently mowing my lawn for me.
You have got to be the only man who has passed out while getting a lap dance.
I accidentally mass texted his dick pic. Not only to my friends, but to my dad as well...
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
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