Hahaha figures, hmm should I spank you? Or throw a cow at you?
I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
drugs are my only escape from this reality. good thing I got it at a discount price last night
I think my goal in life now is to be a Trending topic on Twitter after I die.
I'm sitting in my bathroom sink, eating a tuna sandwich. He had better weed than I expected.
it's like doing a sit-up... but, you're inside someone
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Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
Legitimate logistical question....how did you pee in your duct tape dress?
I just found out via Facebook that my old dorm room is now the free condom distribution room on campus...IT'S LIKE THE UNIVERSE KNOWS!
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
I'm pleased to know that your mom refers to me as "the ass piliager" now
I was picked up from his hotel room at 5 a.m. and came home with my panties and jäger in a McDonald's bag so the desk attendant wouldn't judge me. This is what single at 25 is about.