When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
It was fun until I shot a pea out of my nose while throwing up. Left over tuna casarole at 3Am was a terrible choice.
Sorry I tried to blow your roommate in your room. I felt more at home there.
Just had a nice conversation with my landlord while cleaning your puke off my car
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nothing says 4th of july like teaching grandma how to work a keg
THAT IS NOT SOMETHING YOU TELL SOMEBODY THE FIRST TIME YOU MEET THEM IN THE DARK.
The strip club incident sums up our friendship pretty well
I walk in and my mom has a Christian workout program playing. It's like, gospel music with an "electronic" beat to go with it. And then they try to save your soul at the end. I hate being home.
It's like she fell out of an MTV reality show and no one knows how to send her back
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How are you feeling?
I mean, shattered dignity aside, not bad.
I said I hate kids.This dude said he will sell his children to go on a date with me.
Would it be creepy if I masturbated with my face in the pillow he slept on last night? Cuz I'm pretty sure that's about to happen
I ate 2 pot cookies before we left the house. Fuck Pokemon. I'm playing my own game.
If catching your vomit in my hands while swimming in a bath tub full of it doesn't make us best friends, I don't know what will
I JUST SAW MY THERAPIST OUTSIDE OF WORK AND I DONT KNOW THE ADULT THING TO DO