To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
i told the doctor i drank a college amount of alcohol. judgemental prick
you got thrown out for pissing in a cup in the corner. you told one guy it was okay because you went to college and that he wouldn't understand
im not sure if this headache is from the car accident or cocaine withdrawl
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So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
on a related note, did you know that the fire alarm in our apartment talks?
I got a Luke Skywalker costume so I can go do battle with the homeless guy who plays the fiddle dressed as Darth Vader downtown.
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
Made a holiday JibJab of all my fucks. How's your night?
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COME HERE WE MELTED A CORONA BOTTLE WITH FIREWORKS
You've never sent a girl a dick pic?
Call me old fashioned
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... So sensitive...
It was bitter sweet because I woke him up with sex but then I peed in his bed with him in it
It bothers me when I see my old fuck buddies starting families on Facebook.
Driving, getting head and talking to your boss on the phone is not a good combination. I nearly died