We even fucked WHILE he was making me breakfast in bed.
The child next door sounds like he's having vigorous sex in the backyard and it's making me very, very uncomfortable. I don't want to look.
Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
I'm going to come in a little later this morning....there's no heterosexual way to say this....$1 flip flop sale at old navy
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
Sorry for locking you out after accusing you of eating my Skittles... I realized I was mistaken after just throwing up the rainbow.
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
We were on a plane, I couldn't just grab his dick
New war strategy! The ex-girlfriend of my ex-girlfriend is now my twice a week booty call!
By far the fardest thing to do drunk is open a band aid
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
Dude is PACKING. And yes I am holding up a cross and holy water and hissing like a pissed off goose.
yes, i'm a douce. but i'm a high quality douche.
well true... there's not a real discreet way to masturbate in public
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