And now we're talking about squeezing babies out of vaginas...
I can tuck mytits in my pants
Is it sad I memorized the exact change required for a #7 at Wendy's?
you know you should just kill yourself when you are helping your 16 year-old sister get ready for a date and you're going out to dinner with you parents..
I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
Ya after that i took a dump on a car... We're definitely partying with him again
She had a boyfriend but was all over this drunk guy that she just met..she said she loved him and then puked all over him.
You tried to put a condom on my dog, then he ate it.
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
2 men making out for 2 seconds to trick a cop so they don't get arrested for being pulled over rolling a blunt is not gay.
I didn't talk to any girls wearing masks because I wanted to avoid making the big mistake of making out with my sister.
I just pictured ballsacks being shoveled into the furnace of the Titanic.
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
Typically a man doesn't buy a woman a drink in hopes of her laughing at his penis, but no one said I was normal.
He had a small dick and screamed "I will kill you if you don't get hard" to it in German...awkward time to have to explain I speak German too...
This is why you need to stop sleeping with freshmen.
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