Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
I think i just called up my ex and talked to her for 20 minutes about frogs and how happy i am to be wearing shorts
It was kind of weird
What did your mom walk in?
She flung her tampon across the room.
I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
haha you were so trashed that you deleted all of your christian music from itunes and kept saying"c-ya God, nice knowin ya"
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
I need to talk about my life with someone. Preferably with someone who hasn't tried to jizz on me
just saw your exgirlfriend at the mall. her sister is pretty hot.
called that a week into the relationship. like driving off the lot with a 2010 and seeing the 2011 models coming in on the truck.
Ohhh, TODAY your worried. Becasue last weekend when we warned you about her you said "shes too hot to have herpes."
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
He kept screaming "it's so seductive" while he was humping the wall
Also I walked home in over mitts \nLet's take a minute to really laugh about that
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
Made a holiday JibJab of all my fucks. How's your night?
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