Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
No, we ended up finding him drunk at a bus stop downtown sitting on the bench asking people for chocolates and amazing stories to "rid his mind of his whore of a girlfriend"
doesn't matter. i just recorded the power rangers theme song on my phone. and its loud. was thinking we could use it as our entrance song as we walk into bars.
I just don't see what's wrong with carrying a water bottle around.
It's not the bottle. It's the fact that you're drinking wine out of a sport bottle at 9 am.
well, i woke up this morning to a note i left myself my dry erase board, "dear you: i had sex with someone awful."
That girl next to you randomly said that she fits into a queen sized pillow case
WTF.
In your drunken glory you promised me, tongue, 12 naked pics, and 1,800 breakfasts.
I've come to the conclusion all of your awkward and complicated male encounters could easily be intercepted by a man town Yankee candle and a vibrator. Sleep on that tell me your thoughts in the morning. Sweet dreams.
Is 1:30 too early for the bar?
Do you want my opinion or society's?
I want your company
I apparently tried to wax off my nipples.This explains the pain
you said you were the change fairy and you kept throwing all of your quarters at me.
I am now banned from the bar... Because you got head from my ex in the woman's restroom
Ignore him I am the one that wears the pants in the relationship while "the big man" cries in bed
Damn that sucks I haven't needed pants the whole time i've been here
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