where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
They said "my eyes made me look intoxicated" ......we harassed them all night and we called the cops and told them that the bouncer that kicked us out was selling meth in the club ...and then we went to wendys
i've been called drunk 4 times today and it's only 3pm
we should wear snuggies to the strip club
Peach margaritas. And fuck whatever you're about to say, the girl to guy ratio is like 6:1. I need those odds
You guys tried to boil water to fill up the empty hot tub. After the fourth trip back with the kettle you gave up.
Day 8 of being sober: Sniffed an empty beer bottle at a restaurent and almost licked it. This is not working
Our room will be decorated with my urine.
I wanted to be mature but the vodka was resilient.
SHUT UP I CAN'T HEAR YOU OVER THE SOUND OF UKULELE AND LONLINESS
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
This is where you say "Why yes we will drink with reckless abandon and hopefully not be in a church parking lot again."
Finding that toy duck there was weird right?
They came over the loud speaker and said "no laying on the dance floor.." I thought i was dancing, but apparently that's just the way it started out.
Just kidding. Don't worry, you're getting sugar and orgasms for Valentine's day.
I didn’t spend $100 for a wax to sit here and listen to you FT your brother to complain about how bad the Jets are.
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