don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
i told my doctor i had 3 partners and one unprotected.. shes a cute little indian lady i couldnt break her heart
Hey babe, chan wants you to stop texting her about the size of TJ's dick. please.
college "breaks" should be renamed "reminder why you left your hell hole of a life in the first place"
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Omg. In the pub, there's a guy shouting at the olympic channel 'yeah! Kill that motherfucker!' we're watching figure skating.
even your uterus rejects him.
apparently my uterus is the smartest part of my body.
the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
I'm sorry. I think I have multiple personalities. Or it was the acid. Either way. I'm sorry.
How do i politely tell him his dick looks like it went thru a meat grinder?
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I tried to order champagne at IHOP last night
i just realized I haven't been laid all summer. So sad. What a waste of a perfectly good vagina.
They ran out of toilet paper so I used the rug to wipe my vagina
Everything isn’t always sunshine & rainbows. Sometimes there’s tequila.
Its not that hard to understand he's my holiday boyfriend, we ignore each other most of the year except on holidays when I give him head
I'm so stoned. We're making Josh's sister bake us brownies. She's so small and pixie like. Her brownies make me cry tears of happy.
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