You're completely useless in the revolution.
im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
you washed your face with toilet water last night.. i tried to stop you but you wouldn't have it.
I watched her choke out a bouncer with the broken strap from her purse, I think shes the one.
Cause i'm hanging over the toilet bowl and thinking about your ball in my mouth is not helping
He showed up 3 hours late wearing roller skates and acted like nothing was wrong with that.
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
When your boyfriends ex-girlfriend texts you to see what you're wearing to his sister's wedding that you were not invited to, nor knew about. I think it's time to call it quits.
He's trying to marry me, when is the appropriate time to tell him my real name and that Dallas is a completely fictitious slutty alter ego? I need the advice of someone with morals.
to instagram or to not instagram the picture i took of when i shit in the urinal
Sorry for pissing on y'all's floor last night
I am seriously only coming over if there are McNuggets. I want 10 bitch. Honey mustard.
I wanna snuggle with you as we feed each other chipotle burrito bowls and that's just where I'm at right now
He and I didn't so much date, as watch cartoons and go down on each other.
When he pulled out it sounded like a balloon deflating
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