dude wtf did we explode in my microwave last night?
idk but i think it had a face
Should I shave my pubes in the shape of a top hat so I can nickname my junk Abe Lincoln?
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
dude. we need more in our fridge then just beer and applesauce.
there is no way i can order from that cashier at in n out after she tried helping me while i was drunkenly puking in their bathroom at 11 am
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
I can't even go pee because I'm making sure he doesn't run off somewhere naked.
you left saying you wanted to "go piss on that girl's doorstep" and we didn't see you the rest of the night
that actually explains a lot
Last time i was there we saw the window of the pizza place we were at get busted, we were pulled out of a taxi to be questioned by the cops, and we peed outside a waffle house. I'm in.
I WILL PAPERCUT YOUR URETHRA YOU DO NOT STEAL A MANS SECOND BIG MAC
Can you find me some 'I threw up in my hair last night' medicine?
And I don't know if this is really ESP, or just a crazy feeling, but I'm pretty sure he has an std. Or at least a cold.
That's what I love about being a lesbian. My roommate's boyfriend watched her finger me and then he made me pancakes in the morning. AND THEN HE LEFT.
WTF I can't even get a boyfriend here and you're getting nudes from across the country
this old people party is bangin. they have apple cider with everclear in it
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