I'm not conventionally pretty...I'm just crazy
I'm in that akward stage between jailbait and cougar
Just heard her singing at the school concert... I am honored my penis was touched by those pipes
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
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Apparently I texted my high school english teacher asking her to tell me what logical fallacies she taught us three years ago.
I guarantee that wasn't the first penis someone placed on her forehead.
Apparently after I threw up I put my socks in the toilet......
All I know is you walked out of the kitchen in some kind of French onion dip bra and started passing out individual chips to guys saying " do you dip?"
My only positive piece of news is that my roommate is moving home for the summer, so our stress-relief sex will be much easier to get away with.
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I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
I feel awful. The bartender added me on Facebook and there's chips all over the bathroom floor
She shoved her hand down my pants and held my cock for thirty minutes in the bar. It was like she was letting all the other females know I was hers.
If I don't singlehandedly make your gf realize she needs to straighten the fuck up or ruin your relationship before I leave I have failed you as a friend.
friends who go to the bar together leave the bar together and im not leaving you behind ohana means family
I just smoked weed out of a tomahawk, then chased an armadillo with said tomahawk, I love my life.
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