I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
$1 pitcher night should be outlawed.
i really wish i had a remote for my computer. its all the way on my bed while im across the hall puking my brains out to enya. not cool.
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
I passed out on my porch last night. I'm still making it to class. This is what growing up means.
oh yea it is. i was not expecting to look at a snowbank and just see flying mushrooms
Do you relize what downtown will be like this week? Like open season. But instead of deer its hot baseball players from all over the country that we'll never have to see again. I swear the college world series is a gift from god.
I didn't punch him it was just love coming out of my fist
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
I climbed out a window to pee last night because i thought i was locked in the room... Then crawled back in and went to bed. The poor neighbors.
The last thing I remember about last night was guzzling white zinfandel out of the box and eating cheese. And I was thinking OH YOU FANCY HUHHH
He left for work so I drank pickle juice from his fridge
I'm taking a pole dancing class this morning. Can I put you down as my emergency contact? I'm NOT putting my mother
I threw a beer bottle at the bartender and pissed myself. Somehow, I didn't get kicked out.
I just heard a crying baby from out my apartment window and yelled SAME
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