I fink we're distracting them from bumping the proverbial uglies
found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
Then you jumped off your bed with your arms outstretched, yelled "I'm Goliath, watch out New York!" and then began singing the Gargoyles theme song as you 'soared' around your room.
Don't be ridiculous, the Gargoyles theme song has no words. How could I sing that mess?
You just started going "da da da da da! da da da da da! DA DA!!" then going "swoosh" as you glided about.
We're friends. And when I drunkenly send u a pic of my left testicle i would appreciate a response.
I just watched 2 blind guys walk into each other head on in providence. It pays to pregame in your car.
You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
You tried to get me to kick my booty call out at 3am by tempting me with a trip to ihop
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
Yes. Yes. Double yes. I'll bring the tits. You bring the frosting.
I'm not sending you pictures to jack off to. That's not what friends do
He just got here and all he's wearing is a cloth over his penis.
I'll uninvite my mom
You're cock blocking me from my own boyfriend. What kind of shit is that?
some kid lit a j in the bar tonight. i was in awe of both his boldness and the severe beatdown he received moments later
Soooo I think my neighbor just saw me masturbating on my porch
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
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