bobby jindal makes me wanna cover my ears. you make me wanna smile.
In the car with my brother. His CD went from 2pac to Taylor Swift. I'm concerned. It wasn't a mistake, he knows all the words.
I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
im just gonna turn drinking alone on new years into a tradition
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Could you explain why there is an Australian passport in your toilet?
she kept peeing on everything and yelling it was now her property.
Bad news is he broke up with me via text message
But the good news is I've returned as mayor of whoreville
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
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I guess the study abroad went badly, I gave him a joint and he just smoked it and cried all the way from the airport
Currently siting in the living room naked, staring at one of the girls across the street in her living room naked. This is like the most intense starting contest of all time.
It's okay. I've dumbed down my notes over the semester because I knew I wouldn't be up to understanding things come finals.
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
Can you please venmo me emergency money? i have no pants.
Woke up. Found about 20 condoms upstairs. A hole in the couch. Bread on the floor. Going back to sleep.
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