May have just accidentally purchased an iphone on Kate's credit card. This has potential to be bad.
So..he puked on my dress and I had to walk back to the dorms in his little sisters Scooby Doo pajamas.
I don't know you.
So his roomate was eating breakfast when I was sneaking out. He's the guy I took home from jessicas wedding. I ended up eating coco puffs with him
Just another sign I need to get out of this town
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
Why do I have peacock feathers super glued to my body?
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
got woken up at 7:30 by a drunk girl asking me where she was... apparently she slept on my futon
she was in a cheetah costume
Something's wrong. Everything's on fire. Unless it was like that before. Then everything's alright.
I'm tired and starving, and I'm pretty sure I just cost the company 33,000 dollars...fuck you and you're "you'll love going to work high" nonsense.
More importantly this is sex weather and i am striking out
Apparently getting a blow job in the mens room from the bar owners daughter will get you kicked out.
I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
That's what you get for doing kinky shit with a guy that lives in his moms basement.
she paid $15 and a box of cheerios for their acid
I am convinced you could sleep through the apocalypse and only wake up because youre hungry & want Dominoes
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