I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
I admire a woman who can maintain dignity while puking after too much whiskey
i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
I have found the one flaw to the great pride I took as a guy to not have to sit down to pee...having to sneeze while peeing.
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How young is too young to ask my kid to make me a drink?
it was only during my walk of shame that i realized i was wearing the exact same outfit that julia roberts wears on the dvd cover or pretty woman. prostitution is my destiny.
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
i seriously wanted to pee on her right then.
Look you found him on craigslist. You should be happy that he at least HAS a normal looking dick.
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Sorry about bonging beers with your mom but in all fairness you were late...
So I realized I was officially over him when I was getting a lap dance on the keg bus at 3am from his old boss and I was double fisting:)
Omg how many tall cans is too many tall cans for 1 pm
Just caught myself trying to make grilled cheese with the stove off. I think my dad knows I'm high.
Well I typed "penicillin a" into the search engine and before I could finish "penicillin and drinking" popped up. Google knows me too well.
Drunk man just fell out of said wheelchair
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