This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
2 bagels in my tummy and my herpes on my mind
That bus ride was like a tour of all the bushes I puked behind last night
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
Some chick just tried to plug her vodka into the wall.
He rubs his penis on back when he think I'm sleeping
I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?
I'll probably regret it tomorrow. But right now, accepting this $2000 credit card so that I can finance booty calls from across the united states sounds like a golden idea.
You tried to put a condom on my dog, then he ate it.
Lying on this bed is like lying on love and marshmallows and joy
Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
Ideas I've had tonight: An entire movie based off the Pixar lamp jumping on stuff.
Spent 20mins wondering why my roommate wouldn't answer after we were pounding on the door.....Def went to the wrong building.
Just cropdusted a little kid that wouldn't get out of my way in Kroger. Welcome to the real world bitch.
After the bar we stopped to Meijer where I found myself singing little mermaid while rubbing a pack of hotdogs on my face..
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