You are a beautiful, beautiful young lady. Your heart is made of tissue, blood and love. I will call you very soon, Princess Sophia.
They should make Jack Daniels chap stick
She was asian and in a relationship... my two weaknesses
It was like fucking a house. Down the chimney. That deep and empty.
he got his own cum in his own eye. TWICE. how do you make that mistake again?
I should do something nice for her. Like sign her up for "What Not To Wear."
It was like riding a jackhammer on a train during an earthquake. THAT amazing.
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
And then as he was trying to conceal his boner from everybody, you said aloud "just grab your cock and get out of the pool"
That big chick who gave you the handly polished off one of the walls to the ginger bread house right before she came outside. FYI
You ass. You're not the one who bought me flowers, so obviously you will not be the recipient of the blow job of gratitude.
So I hooked up with a guy with a mustache and woke up on a dragon futon underneath a dragon yin-tang tapestry... My life is spiraling in a weird way.
I had sex with a mask on because I have the flu and I didn't want to get him sick.
This is why you have to watch more Zombie movies- to prepare for End Times...
the last thing i heard from her was "i wanna get fucked by a stranger" and i haven't seen her since
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