I hate your face
I want to take you away to a place of dolphin rides and hot stone massages.
I just saw a guy in the gym riding the bicycle while watching baseball and dipping.
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
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I stayed up for hours making sure you didnt pass out in a mountain of your own puke. But when I heard you yell AWWWW FUUCCKK, somehow I knew everything would be ok
You can't just send the picture of my vagina back to me, 2 months after we broke up, and make small talk out of it.
I'm so glad I got to use the word gutterslut before 11:00a today.
I'm really hoping to find some quality strange ass tonight while at my court appearance.
Good news! I don't have Hep C! Better news! I still hate you!
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I might attempt to pee into a cup while driving. I'll let you know how it goes.
Check snapchat. Selfie game still on point mid vomit.
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
He's driving 2 hours to visit me and he's bringing weed. I love him so much.
Guess who just stumbled into work hungover, wearing yesterday's clothes, covered in hickeys and glitter, and carrying a giant bottle of rum in her purse.
I just took plan B at work.
This is the greatest story of all time.
At this point, I would not mind getting hit by a truck. It would mean I could get this over with quicker.
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