She has a t-rex face on a stuart little body.
i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
I just saw a pair of panties stretched over a fire hydrant on campus... I need to get the fuck out of this town
As long as there aren't any pictures of me humping the penguin, we are good,
I love that your nipples always taste like clean laundry.
Worst luck of my entire life. Came in my own mouth
Wait also totally unrelated but can horses sit down?
I just tried to picture one and I don't think they can cause I can't envision it
I am a murderer. I ran over so many baby frogs. I wanted to stop and pick some up to take home, but all I have is a wine bottle. I'd hate to explain that to a cop.
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
I lost my vibrator temporarily and for some unknown reason my first thought was that you might have stolen it. But then I realized you would never do that because you know it keeps me from killing people. But I am overtired and lacking in faith.
I don't need romance, I need cheese sticks
His name was toto. That should have been my red flag
You kissed my hand and then put a Taco in it. Why WOUDNT I leave my husband?
Clothing is a burden necessitated by propriety.
My brain is a dvd screensaver and I'm allowed to have a good thought when it hits the corner
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