I just pulled the condom that i lost on tues out of me at work ewwww!
I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
i have to start hiding my credit card when i drink i woke up this morning with 4 emails from Farmville telling me i spent over $800 on coins last night
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
i'm laying naked in your bed you should probably come home
move.
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
I'm buying eyelash glue, salt, and limes. We know how tonight is ending.
Still had my bottle opener ring on. Started to give him a hand job. LOL
wow, you never really realize how many muscles you have in your crotch until you pull them all.
He was so aggressive it felt like he was giving my boob a root cannal
Oh boy I hope we come out of this alive. And with clean prison records
Well, if you're anything like me you'll get a lot of ass when you turn 30, so that's a plus
I haven't gotten this high alone in a long time. I keep looking at the cat waiting for her to say something.
I guess we coulda said a little less mature audience and a little more e for everyone.
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