Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Awww. A guy on the train just took his coat off so his girlfriend could throw up into it. Who says chivalry is dead?
Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
Mattress luging...It's a long story.
His best friend walked in while we were banging, turned on the light, yelled BURN, grabbed his computer to play the Thunderstruck drinking game, turned off the light and left.
My landlord showed my apartment to a prospective tenant today and I had my vibrator and gun both chilling on my nightstand
I really enjoy how cavalier you're being about your chlamydia
so at 3am I stumbled into my parents house and crawled into bed with them, I need to start dating.
Some guy I'd never met and didn't invite threw the punch bowl at the wall and set the plastic skeleton on fire. I don't think we'll be getting the full deposit back
THERE ARE SO MANY HOT DADS AT WHOLE FOODS
Like, I don't need to know your life dude. I just need you to suck my tits.
i feel like a cleansing fire is the only way to purify the house
Sorry, was sleeping. I heard a rumor that I had a hangover, so I just went with it...
What was I even doing in 2010?! I feel like that's a question I should be able to type into the Facebook Search bar
Thanks for not letting me get involved with a serial killer. That's true friendship
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