real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
He spelled "beautiful" wrong in his text
Dude, don't freak out but the girl who stuck the hair brush in her ass is here. I can't look her in the eye!!
Who did Billy Mays play for?
That's why girls suck all the time. Blah blah nag nag drama drama buy me things but I won't touch your penis
This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.
Just had a nice conversation with my landlord while cleaning your puke off my car
On a scale of zero to "unmitigated disaster," how drunk is he?
I can't decide if this outfit makes me look like a pirate. I also can't decide if I care if it does.
I'm so bored I talked to the Bible guys for 30 minutes.
I offered them beer last time they came here bahaha
You took nana to a bar?!
she suggested it
Shelly has the weirdest luck. Dude offered her a job riding a bucking bronco and it was not porn or stripping but an actual g-d cow.
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