South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
Dude, Taco Bell gave me a free fiesta potatoes when I won a bet on wether I could fit the entire rim of a cup in my mouth.
they're doing drop shots of Jager into red wine. i don't want to be on that level
You almost set me on fire last night.
You probably deserved it.
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Is this helping you get pumped up or am I going to have to send you more dick pics?
Just called the consul general of France "dude"
Did u smell a guys dreadlocks in the McDonald's drive thru line last night or did I dream that?
Lets get coked out and steal a parrot this summer
All I remember is laying in that secret hideaway closet, naked, with a beer cowboy hat on and you walking in and sitting down crying because no one would have sex with you
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How frowned upon is it to take your vibrator into the tanning bed...because Operation: dripping wet is in full swing and I have a busy schedule
I've pulled 4 ticks off of me. This is the last time I suck dick in the wild.
I just had sex a few hours ago now i'm eating frozen yogurt making sex plans for tonight while catching Pokémon. What a time to be alive.
She bruised my penis again. But, trooper I am we kept on going.
It's not even 8pm on a Friday and I've already got a guy to tell me how big his penis is. Watched anything good on Netflix lately?
Wine through a straw in a subway cup.....classy
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