Dude, I couldnt get it up cause she said her parents were home...
ok, come over...I have doritos
Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
I didn't think it was possible for the human body to be physically dependant on weed until I moved in with this kid
I think i just got paid for sex with a hot pocket... and i accepted
You broke a window with your face. I don't think the landlord will be as impressed as we were.
Woke up to sesame street reruns and a $62 pizza bill. Never again. I mean it this time.
oh god was she eating orange peels again
I just want him to slap me with his dick and call it love
If you would give me the chance we might have the two separate pieces of the greatest fuck puzzle ever.
the intervention consisted of my aunt taking me to chuck-e-cheezs and telling me that this was my future - either as a mom or as a waitress - unless i stopped fucking around.
did she buy you pizza?
We'll I told him I wanted to keep it PG last night, but then later I asked him to take his pants off. So i'm guessing it was my fault.
A man just squeezed past me in a tight space and said, "Excuse us."
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
His family, without saying anything, started a game of quarters the moment the drinks arrived. I love them. If only I didn't hate him so much.
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