he looks like a really good dad on facebook
Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
They gave me a glowstick necklace to wear so they could locate me if I wandered off into the woods
I'm glad I have good healthy relationships with my one night stands
I gave ten strangers a full description of his penis and its abilities. I need to stop drinking.
like stop trying to get a relationship out of this when i'm clearly in the drunken mistakes part of my life.
Yo I tried to get u stoned for ur dreams by blowing weed smoke in ur face while u slept. Ur welcome.
Just used water from the fish tank for the bong. Thank you fishy.
But don't worry I didn't actually get stitches, although according to the health center I probably should have
You showed up to your dad's bday dinner late, dirty, and hungover then proceeded to yell at the bartender for trying to take advantage of you by putting extra bourbon in your drink... Highly doubt you win best daughter award.
Well my ankle is fucked up, everytime it pops I have a reminder of $200. Jager bomb night and the day we began to rebuild our friendship.
Omg you can't vacuum salsa that's just ridiculous
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
So my family just woke up on Easter morning and shared a bowl. That's bonding😊
Does your drug dealer have a printer I can use??
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