I asked him if he wanted to go to my place, he said i could go but he was gonna stay
Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
I'm pretty sure there's seven mailboxes in the bathtub...
Blow job in a bar bathroom for my Thing 1 while in a onezie dressed up as Thing 2. Best Halloween ever.
I bet the Cat in the Hat never caused mischief like that.
She washed lettuce and peppers in the shower and proceeded to make a salad
She started acting like she was actually a deaf person...so I went along with it and acted like her interpreter. I don't think anyone bought it.
I'm having horrible flashbacks of being groped by Pauly Shore.
could you please not use my mortar and pestal for its intended purpose? i just snorted cracked black pepper.
dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
You're a waste of cheezeits
Woke up this morning with Nerf Bullets stuck to everything in my house and nut in my belly button. What exactly happened last night?
My dad found my bra hanging from my rear view mirror. Happy long weekend.
I accidentally left my shirt at my booty calls house. He washed it & hung it up for me in his closet. I can't decide if that's sweet or creepy
So chicken strips and confidence do not you make you sober.
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