found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
every time I worry about a career mistake, I remember Michelle Pfeiffer did Grease 2.
Now I have to picture Dave Letterman having sex with all these women. Im the real victim.
i was more sad about losing him as neighbor on fishville than as a boyfriend
i'm naked playing bejeweled blitz in your bed. this is both a forewarning and an apology
I just did my online traffic school at the bar. No biggie.
Great. I get laid, Leslie Nielsen dies. I can't have have sex anymore, the film community can't take another loss like this.
He hit on a bridal shower w/ his hand on my tit the entire time. Gave his number to the mom.
He literally sends me dick pictures, EVERY DAY. SEVERAL DIFFERENT ANGLES ..it's like I GET THE POINT.
I woke up to him using my debit card to order PPV porn and Jimmy Johns. I don't even know his name.
Dude next time u fuck on our counters will u please let me know BEFORE I make lunch.
Less than a month to graduation and I'm still blacking out on the reg tonguing down the closest breathing organism preferably with a penis but I'm flexible, and still havent figured out how to be functional on Fridays. WHY don't they teach us valuable shit at this institution!?
Did you miss the part about my hangover needing a day to rest?
My ex came over to hook up...then I went on a date 2 hours later and got a bj. Single: Finally doing it right.
I made out with 4 out of 4 girls I was out with last night, I'm pretty sure everyone knows I'm a lesbian by now
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