Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
I had to jump out of her car while it was moving enough said
I'm not considering your visit a success until we've fucked every cock in the ethnic rainbow...between the four of us we should have it done by x-mas
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How do we turn this unicorn pinata into a bong?
I asked him how his night was and he sent me a picture of a bottle of Ciroc with a bendy straw...
If our text convos ever saw the light of day lives would be in tatters
This holiday season is going to be rough between people coming home for the holidays and the already regulars on my list I might have to clone my vagina to make sure I get everyone for all they are worth
I took it upon myself to take one shot of tequila to have an excuse for hitting on my not-single coworker. It worked.
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I got stoned and explored ice caves with a guy who photographs dildos for a living. I win.
Before I go in, is 'I just got a root canal 2 hours ago' a good excuse to show up drunk to yoga class with a 6 pack? Because if not I think I need to go home.
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
I licked your asshole in confidence.
FUCK WHALES
no, it was more of an i-don't-think-he-even-knows-what-a-clitoris-is, bad.
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