Ummmm the art teacher neighbor asked me to pose nude for her art class for cash.
But, I don't have the body of a porn star, so nobody would hire me. Unless they're doing like a trip to the safari and they need an albino rhino
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
no... you woke up naked next to the toilet because you said your outfit was too cute to throw up in
She kept saying I was her favorite Jonas brother, and for some reason, I was ok with that.
I just found a 1/2 inch of mimosa in my shoe.
You should get more absorbent shoes.
I'm not trying to go crazy tonight either. I just want to go out, have a few drinks, meet up with my ex-boyfriend and get fingered or something.
You made everyone who was on the patio sit on the floor and join your "ship" because you were the Captain. It was cool though. You let me be your 1st Mate.
Fun fact: I don't want to be an actual functioning adult because why
So I went to daintily fall onto my bed like I was in a hotel commercial and I completely missed my matress and landed on my floor. Just thought u should know.
I'm taking tokes in the bath tub, come if you want, I'm naked and you have to bring chicken nuggets or else you can't come in
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
All I want is some guy to eat me out while I work on grad school things then go on his way
Dennis picked up a 50 year old woman. Then he and Dan got in a fight and jumped out of the limo. No one knows what happened to them.
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
Randomize
