Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
So the "just a friend" kid confessed his love for me...sometimes I hate how awesome I am.
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
did i walk over a car last night?
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
Just got flashed by an entire bus of girls in school uniforms. We then had to wait beside each other at a light. It was awkward.
Not sure if you're still doing the whole "sleeping with only one person" thing but if you're not we should sleep together when I get back in town tonight.
Would you mind pretending to be lesbians just for like three emails?
I used the hope and guess method to figure out who I slept with last night.
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
there was a goddamn geisha at house. my dick feels more cultured.
I apologize for using the phrase "monster cock hentai porn shit" to describe that guy I picked up last week.
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
I got confused. The music was loud, porn was playing, people were grinding, there were hand jobs.
This is going to be so stupid, but do you feel the calluses on my hands when I give you a handy?
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