TLC. RIGHT NOW. PRIMORDIAL TODDLERS.
i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
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buying new sheets for when my mom visits. I can't in good conscious let her use the ones from last night
Just found an "inspected with pride" sticker on or around my vagina
My Grandma made me promise not to drink more beer, so I'm chugging wine.
Want to get high and go thrifting? I'm trying to succeed making my dorm look like a deranged Applebees.
there's nothing weirder than waking up to your mom eating breakfast on the couch that you fucked her coworker on last night.
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Oh my fucking god how fucking embarrassing never again will I mix drugs at a family barbecue
That moment when the line ‘If you want a hot body you better work bitch’ in Britney Spears’ new song comes on as you’re using two forks to shovel enchilada into your mouth.
You made out with him a lot. Almost as much as you told everyone Paul was the zamboni guy.
I was just thinking about our drunk conversation about having sex with elephants the other night. Love you bud. Stay strong.
Odd start to the day - the FBI just showed up at my apartment.
I looked so sad that Jessica gave me a bar of soap. So that's where I'm at.
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