Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
These 3 days between Christmas and new years when all the bosses are on vacation are essentially a competition to see who can do the least amount of work
You proceeded to call me a hoe and then informed me that Bear Grylls is and always will be more important than I am to you.
So they're giving me a CT scan because I probably have a hernia. From getting a BJ from you. Really. This may be a pivotal moment in my decision to write a book about my life
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i just wasnt prepared to have the baby of one of two french firemen. threesomes are too confusing.
The bartender just told me he would have me face down in his pillow by the end of the night. I hate when you make me go to gay clubs.
broke the door off of my fridge tryin to have a indoor rodeo
He turned off the music when i walked in and introduced me to everyone. then they gave me jager and made me chug it while holding a giant purple dildo. everything resumed when i finished
She sucks dick like Beethoven on piano, but talking to her is like Simple Jack in Tropic Thunder. Still working out the pros vs cons list.
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Remind me to call McDonald's to give a good review of Ruth. She truly demonstrated grace under pressure.
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
Eh, I don't question what my penis likes. It just does what it does.
Not sure if I should ask if I can have my underwear back or just avoid that all together.
I just woke up and I don't really remember anything past 1pm. How much am I missing?
A good 10-11 hours. You got laid twice. Also, you out-ran a cop and played football with a lamp.
I haven't listened to news as I've been having lesbian sex all night. Anything new?
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