Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
R you on birth control?
No, why?
...no reason
oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
Just saw a squirrel crossing the road in a crosswalk..my morning has improved exponentially.
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lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
We're like two naked peas in a sex pod.
He said finals are more important than getting stoned on 4/20. I'm proud in a disappointing kinda way
I found a horn on the street but it's okay I disinfected it with vodka
I would've hung out with you if I had the capacity to do anything besides fall over and pee on things
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Cop came to our door looking for you. Something about sex in public and intoxication. I said you matched the description.
I'm not sure drinking my way through west nile virus is the best idea. Oh well, already committed to that plan.
I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
There is absolutely a 0% chance my hips will make it out of this twerking business fully functional
We're listening to drake in the middle of the woods and smoking two joints at once...my life is complete.
You shouted "my financial aid just came in, who wants a shot?!" Half the bar followed
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