I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
What tipped you off? The sombrero?
He said he wants to make an itinerary for the sex we'll have when I come home.
Just so you're aware, tomorrow is "Slow Clap when you see Mike" day.
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BoomCity!!!
You don't have to text me that every time you have sex. I already heard you ring the gong.
Best thing she said after I kicked her out "rugby guys have single handedly ruined my faith in men"
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
IT IS EARTH DAY, RECORD STORE DAY, 4/20 EVE, AND SATURDAY ALL AT THE SAME TIME!
Do me a favor and don't mention him I feel like Regina George and I just want to scream I made him
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Just got offered cocaine at ihop. Stay classy America.
Is there a reason drunk me put drunk you's phone in the freezer?
He just flipped the beer pong table and set the ceiling fan on fire things are about to get crazy
There's just something classy about smoking a blunt in a prom dress.
May have told my history professor I wanted him to stuff me like a turkey. Too slutty?
Nah, people appreciate the creativity of seasonal sluttiness. Let me know if it works!!!
Please come pick up your twin. She's tap dancing in her underwear and that's not how you want yourself represented.
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