party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
At what point did I eat out of your mouth?
Just picture a bunch of Abraham Lincolns having an orgy.
Drank a fosters this weekend and last weekend. Listening to down under 5 times a day. Spent 100 dollars on a sleeveless men at work shirt circa 1983. We don't leave for another 5 weeks. I call it pregaming.
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Two word: claymation porn. Think about it.
I don't think I can ever express my appreciation for the things you text me.
They said I was more of a mess than the German. I have achieved the unachievable, you may bow down to me
If I had a penis, I'd want to put it in you. And I'd treat you with respect and pay for your drinks.
Yeah then you killed that bottle of Bacardi in under 20 minutes. So much for being an organ donor.
Cant get off the floor. Need more beer. Send help.
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You have not lived until you've slid down a waterfall fucked out of your mind. Fact.
I did just chug a pint glass of wine during a solid round of masterbation, so I believe I am ready for bingo.
It threw me off a little. I had to take a moment and ask myself, "Is he really fingering me in his mom's kitchen while I eat a whopper?"
I mean, I already hooked up with her boyfriend. The least I can do is accept her facebook friend request.
Lies! You took my virginity, and now my cigarettes!
I'm so gassy and it's your fault.
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