Your date looks like the Cloverfield monster. good luck.
Why does it always sting when I'm breaking the seal taking a piss?
b/c u have herpes
No i said "always", not "since 2003" Asshole.
he is fucking friends with his exwife on facebook, but he defriends me after 3 dates? am i that crazy?
Nothing is worse than puking naked in front of strangers
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please keep texting me so i can pretend someone likes me
It was confusing and full of hummus
he ate 15 dinner rolls and nothing else. then took a shit in the bathroom came out and blamed it on his dad. i wish i was 8.
Worst night here by far. And ive slipped in my own piss so thats saying something
Friends help friends remove their foot from the sunroof after an epic smoke sesh.
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I know that was a dream because I woke up and there was no pizza
The hookers weren't a dream get tested
I can tell right now that knowing you will either be really fun or ruin my life
You were throwing cups at people in the basement, yelling at them to get out of your swamp.
He was stoned and starts screaming, "I ain't got but a dollar, I wanna hear waterfalls!". Maybe he can hang with us....
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
Just remember, the Browns have more wins than Ronda Rousey this year.
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