ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
all we need is a shotglass and a helicopter.
you dont remember trying to break dance in the middle of the casino floor on ur own throw up?
oh that explains alot.
Everyone is sleeping and i'm sittin here in my iron man mask, watchin chelsea lately and tryin to figure out how to smoke through it.
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Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
If anyone ask I'm rushing for brotherhood, not so that this bartender will suck my dick
Fuck you, you can't judge me til you've smelt my boobs.
wellllllll.... I literally just puked in my mouth so perhaps this is not the epic love connection I believed it to be 3 minutes ago.
Children cease to be precious when they crap their shorts in the pool I exercise at.
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You know you're doing college wrong when you have to bail your RA out of jail
Has anyone ever blacked out at an art show your dad brought you to?
See, this is why you don't do nice things for people. You'll get stuck in the snow and you won't catch a dick.
i was in class looking for a pencil and found a chicken strip in my back pack. i think i might have a problem.. sad thing is i ate it
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
got cock blocked by the cops again. two of the cops were the same ones from that t bell incident and they recognized me... they still dont like me
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