shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
I just discovered how perfect a shot glass is for putting your chicken nugget dipping sauces into. Like I'll probably do this when I'm a mother feeding my children.
He wore homemade jorts on our first date. I'm not sure if I should leave now or embrace the white trash lust and marry him
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My adult sexuality and some of the best memories of my childhood collided like a Pee Wee Herman wet dream.
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I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
It was so cute that he apologized for getting cum on my couch. If he realized how many guys had cum on that couch in the past year, he wouldn't have touched my vagina with a 10-ft pole.
How can I politely yet provocatively ask you for a cock shot?
I'm sorry but you're choosing a girl that faked a pregnancy when you wouldn't return her calls over a more attractive sane girl who you begged for a chance with last week? God you're a loser.
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Please don't make me ever have to hear the words "the Queen's gynecologist" ever again.
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Also, fucking on half deflated air mattresses is a great full body work out.
You know you turned your life around when your drunk eating salad at 3 am on a Friday night
Also, for real, though? Did we even have sex or were we just jumping on the bed drunk and naked...because with me that's actually a possibility.
I am no longer and illegal Moonshiner. I just made thousands of gallons of incredibly High test alcohol with police watching and waiting for thare couple of jugs so that they can bring home and disinfect their houses with it. I'm fat with money at the moment.
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