i just realized that we are the poor version of bethenny and jill from real housewives... and I'm jill. this is a 6.5 on the depressing scale
at least we're not in new jersey
This is the time you want your cat to have telepathy with you. To know if the guy downstairs left.
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
On my way to the DMV to get arrested
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You were crying and asking his mom "why doesn't he like road head?"
I told them the reason I passed out was because of "heat exhaustion." Not from showing up drunk. Good thing this is Arizona.
I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
I guess? According to Jeff his mom is wondering when the grand babies will arrive. So I don't think they like ME so much as my supposed functioning uterus
my spring break was before theirs and i literally fed him vodka all week, only stopping for class and bowls. like handles. i cant even think anymore, that chastity belt was hard to get off,
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Come through the front door when you get here.
Right now I'm so wasted I can't determine whats a door and a window.
we got kicked out of the bar last night for sneaking into the back kitchen and eating handfulls of cheese in the walk in fridge
Nothing says happy valentines day like waking up to a naked man you hooked up with taking a walk of shame
I now have a other guy willing to drive 3 hours for my vagina. At my next gyno appointment I'm asking her if there's cocaine in there.
The whole bar erupted and in happiness and confusion as I went on about pancakes.
So you're not opposed to us ever having sex again? Because it just seems like such a waste to let a penis like yours go.
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