How come it tastes like onions whenever I go down on her?
will power is for people who don't want to get laid
The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
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she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
Just got a message from a guy on a dating site who says he helped me remove lime pulp from my eye in a club toilet 2 weeks ago.
and then you looked me right in the eyes and said "i just really wanna pet some horses right now"
is it possible i asked you to give me a preliminary pap smear?
You know it's a good party when even the dealers were too fucked up. Just found and counted 140 E pills I found in a bag in the couch. Just paid for weed this month.
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I woke up in an empty bathtub with the wrong brother
Porn. Physics. Porn. Icecream. Porn. That's my life now.
While I'm on hiatus from the Russian potato nectar, it is my wish for others to enjoy it in my stead.
Life seems so much brighter and more vibrant after you have sex with a 20 year old. It's like how Kansas was in black and white and Oz was in technicolor.
I spent the last 6 months operating under the assumption that I HADNT fucked a paramedic. I was wrong.
The drive thru lady at McDonald's asked how I was and I responded by opening the car door and throwing up all over the drive thru lane. Happy Sunday.
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