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• (818): View more from California

  I woke up this morning with "guy in polar bear j.crew boxers" written on my stomach along with a 5 digit phone number...

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• (907): View more from Alaska

  scale of 1-10 how well do I give head

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  5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.

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• (805): View more from California

  It was my first time buying condoms at the liquor store... I was nervous and there were quite a few people, so I tried to do it as quickly and quietly as possible. When I got to the Indian cashier, he took one look at them and said loudly, "Ohhh you gonna get it on tonight, ah?!"

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• (402): View more from Nebraska

  who's fault is it that she tells me today she is only 16 because i definately met her at the bar...

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• (216): View more from Ohio

  For some reason fuck navy didn't go over quite as well as say fuck michigan;

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• (609): View more from New Jersey

  How many 'remember name' entries is it inappropriate to have in one's cell phone?

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• (919): View more from North Carolina

  We took up a collection and paid her $50 to eat a piece of meat. Vegetarian morals trumped once again by cash.

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• (845): View more from New York

  I think I found an E pill under the couch.. Or really bad tasting candy. Check back in 30min this could get exciting

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• (605): View more from South Dakota

  and then some norwegians asked us to be in their porno.

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• (325): View more from Texas

  I'm challenging a 70 yr old alcoholic woman who is half my size tonight. Wish me luck

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• (954): View more from Florida

  She fucked me for a ride to the airport. If this is what the rest of college is like, I'm never graduating.

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• (240): View more from Maryland

  Jenna, I'm going to use all my homosexual powers to steal him from you

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  Austin, I will climb on top of your shoulders and slowly suffocate you with my vagina

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• (859): View more from Kentucky

  Confirm that you received these messages so that I know you feel the agony of my vagina. There is such a thing as "too many penises".

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• (508): View more from Massachusetts

  We started off talking about nice cuddling and you turned it into fucking with a Santa hat on...

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• (503): View more from Oregon

  Well, you were never considered a shining example of sobriety anyway

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